Stem Cells and Wedding Bells

Cloning still seems to be a hot button issue with everyone these days as various groups argue their points on every shitty news network that nobody watches (except the people that work at the Daily Show and Colbert Report.) Each side has their opinion and they spout it like angry children, creating a daily tirade of "We swear we'd only do it for the good of humanity," and "Playing god is wrong." Nobody takes the time to think about the little things. For instance if you clone yourself, and then proceed to have a romantic involvement with said clone, does that make you gay? Technically you're just gettin down with yourself, which makes it a complex form of masturbation. Another question is who would clone themselves just to have hot self on self action? And what if your clone isn't in to you? How bad is it if you get rejected by yourself? And even if things go great with yourself where does it go from there? Do you marry yourself? Gay marriage is a big enough issue, how red in the face would the republicans get if you tried to put the ring on your own finger? You can't have kids so should you adopt? Although why bother adopting when you can just make little clone babies of yourself? Hell before you know it you got a whole goddamn family of you runnin around the house all tryin to do the same thing at the same time. You end up screamin in your own face because you drank all the milk and didn't leave any for the rest of the yous.