As Ridiculous As Hating Immigration

If you're a typical Midwestern American than chances are that you've cursed an illegal Mexican immigrant or two. Mexicans are immigrating into the United States at a frightening rate and Americans are not happy. So here's my plan: we all immigrate to Canada. The U.S. is already half Hispanic now, we might as well let them have the rest of it. We can all just march across the northern border right into the fertile lands of Canada. Before long Canada will become the U.S., the U.S. will become Mexico, and Mexico will become a barren lifeless desert. Devoid of all the Mexican farmers who now reside in the United States of Amexica to aerate the soil and bring life to the land, Central America will slowly erode away into the ocean, finally separating North and South America. Deprived of their favorite party destination Cancun, American spring breaker's frenzied energy will turn into uncontrollable rage that will be unleashed on the Amexican border. The Amexican country will be destroyed by a combination of drug and alcohol overdoses, and sexually transmitted diseases. Then Americans will be able to rightfully regain their lands, and have Canada's to boot.

The New World Order