Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Ways to Waste Time: Bug Fight!

While the new year is still fresh, the cold winter is taking some of the shine off the gleaming calendar time. If the weather has got you down maybe it's time you picked up a new hobby, something engaging and entertaining, something like training insects to be your personal gladiators. Is there something inherently cruel in throwing two bugs into a cage and watching them fight? I imagine there is, that's why you stick with insects which are obviously spawn of the devil himself. Scorpions, wasps, centipedes, these are examples of insects who would readily kill you, your children, your friends, your dog, steal your house, steal your wife, steal your clicky-top pens, what I'm trying to say is they can't be trusted. So as usual Japan is way ahead of us on the bug fight front, as well as anything to do with technology. Observe. If that gets you down remember someday the bugs will evolve to this point.

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